Jack of Spades:

Hello Alfred. You know exactly why I’m here.” Meg scooted her glasses back up her nose. They had fallen from her run over to the castle and and she kinda needed them to see. “But if you insist on not letting me pass, I can take my business elsewhere.”

     “I didn’t mean any harm, my lady. I’m just here to inform you that the King is busy at the moment, and you will have to find another time to see him,” he smiled. “I would offer to help, but I’m afraid those matters are above my pay  grade.”