Belarus:

[text: Actual Satan] no, you don’t get to pick it out. i don’t trust you enough for that. we’ll pick it out on our way to your house.

[text: Actual Satan] you’ll need to pay for my plane ticket as well seeing as this is all your idea in the first place

[ text: Black Widow ] Alright i can do that xD
[ text: Black Widow ] Eyy now ur getting in2 pricey things. Im not made of money u know.