Lady England:

“Or maybe I am just not!” She had to use all her will power so much as to not snap out her words, “And the tea you spilled! You traded it for coffee!”

     “It’s not like you’ve never drank coffee before,” he pouted. Alfred never handled being snapped at well, and his fight or flight instincts were acting up. “I did clean it up though…That should count for something. And coffee was the only thing I could find.”